bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

ha ha h a 

can u not though 

??
aseaofquotes:

Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You And Me

remps:

“dude look at the personality on that girl”

“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”

sexybritishllama:

WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING

!!!!
!!!

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

skins uk
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58